This is Pickles. He, as you can see, the pug. But he’s not just a dog, he is a real model for the caps. His mistress various knits hats for dogs (!?) And sells them over the Internet. And Pickles is its model. However, judging by the expression faces of the poor guy, he’s already fed up with his job.
1. I’m not a fan of cheese.
2. Why do you torment me so?
3. Well you got on me a hat with ears, but you can not fool anybody Well – now fall, and I’m not the Easter Bunny.
4. You know, a real ice cream would have cheered me a lot more.
5. I feel not the fountain.
6. I’ll tell you how to become a star. Starfish.
7. I’m sick of pink.
8. Where is worse?
9. Kill me.
10. I will provide for you in court.
11. When was the last time I growled, you laughed, and I was offended.
12. I’m not Phoebe from “Friends”!
13. Come on, it’s a lousy outfit even for Halloween.
14. Well, I farted once, what am I going for it all my life to pay?
15. Yohoho … And a bottle of rum …
16. Do you have any idea how degrading it – to put the crutches on the dog’s head, it’s impossible to get.
17. It’s because I’m fat?
18. You’re either a cynical sadist or a sincere fool.
19. You have such a cap, too angry.
20. And that’s why I do not like the oceans.
21. I’m trying to hide my tears behind a smile. Do you have any idea how exhausting it?